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We drink so you don't have to. But then you should drink anyways. Just let us drink first.

Baltika #9: In Soviet Russia, Beer Drinks You!

Baltika makes several different beers, and I’ll try to go through them, but it’s only fitting to do #9 first/again.  Maybe this post will stay up, or maybe my partner will rewrite his original post and take this one down, … Continue reading

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Words don’t do this justice

Probably the best use of $25 ever.  Also the only time something good has been found thanks to Pennsylvania’s stupid liquor laws.  In Ohio, I’ve only ever seen this sold individually, but in PA I’ve only ever seen it sold … Continue reading

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Blame Canada: RockStar Pomegranate Vodka

We need to form a full assault, it’s Canada’s fault!  It really is though, because of Canada I cannot say this blog’s favorite alcoholic energy drink, Joose, is the best. We found this in a Canadian liquor store, and when … Continue reading

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Pabst Ice: Finally, an ice beer for hipsters

If you need to get drunk, if nothing else can help, and if you can find some, maybe you can buy… Pabst Ice. Continue reading

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