Blame Canada: RockStar Pomegranate Vodka

We need to form a full assault, it’s Canada’s fault!  It really is though, because of Canada I cannot say this blog’s favorite alcoholic energy drink, Joose, is the best.

We found this in a Canadian liquor store, and when one of my friends asked me what it tasted like I told the truth, “It tastes like magic.”  I couldn’t then, or now find better words to describe the taste.  You really can’t tell you’re drinking a 6.9% abv beverage.  At the grocery store I see pomegranate is being combined with every other juice they have on the shelf, and I know that it all falls well short of what happens when you combine it with vodka.

Rockstar also makes a regular RockStar and vodka drink, but why bother?  The pomegranate version is sex in a can.

The only problem with this drink, and it’s a big one is I’ve only EVER seen this drink north of the border.  Our normally generous and polite neighbors are keeping this secret to themselves while they give us Nickelback.  It seems like everything’s gone wrong since Canada came along.

With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies, Canadians will be keeping this magic for themselves.  But any Yank brave enough to cross the border and avoid being stabbed with an ice skate should find their way to a liquor store and buy magic in a can.

10 out fo 10 SKEETS!

-p

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About kingcobrafruitloops

We drink so you don't have to. But then you should drink anyways. Just let us drink first.
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